coffeeland's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fuzzy the Caterpillar]

mystifying

that dangling leaf had me on the edge of my chair. What suspense! Oh, and the music is gorgeous. Should've had the caterpillar in an elevator.

[Beep! Beep! Beep!]

wha..?

sorry, man. i really don't get it. maybe if i knew what 3p was...?

JamesWeb responds:

3 pence! English money! 100 pence to the pound... you know!

[Burgerland Episode 1]

i like it

very nice. quick load. good for a laugh. I like the facial expressions.

[Hostage Situation 2]

Not sure

So much effort and talent! I hate to say it, but it didn't do much for me. I'd love to see the same team make a wacky flick about a tribe of monkeys crossing the dessert in search of the earth's butt-crack. Now THAT's drama.

Beast0 responds:

I hate to say it, but that sounds kinda cool

[The Insane Chainsaw]

slash-em baby!

Not bad for a hack-up flick. No real motive for killing, but that's ok. it's fun.

[Stick Slayer Episode Four]

aha!

You are obsessed with decapitated heads falling from buildings. Familiar splat sound.
Good job, though. I'm jealous as usual.

[Power of the Geek part 2]

Who are you, Spurgin?

It's unfair how much talent you have. My guess is Flash is more than a hobby for you. I voted 5 for part 1 and now I wish there was a 5 and 1/2 option.

[The Final Dump]

ouch

Agonizing, my friend. It's funny how we think about what our fellow Flashers would like to see, and all we are capable of producing is shit. Sick shit. You made me cringe.

[Corporate Puppet]

sad but true

I was very impressed with your style. My connection froze during the butt-kissing. Yechht! Now I KNOW I need DSL or Cable.

[Midnight Annoyance]

not impressed

You definitely have talent, but you're lazy. There was almost no effort put into this!